At the barbers shop

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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come

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ac2004

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czchn64

I love the barber joke!! Pretty good idea, actually. Problem might be to get a kid - especially someone else's kid you've sort of hijacked - to sit still long enough for you to get the works - say a style consultation, coffee, shampoo, head massage, cut, advice

I'll report back!!!

Jasson

Quote:Originally Posted by AussiePamI love the barber joke!! Pretty good idea, actually. Problem might be to get a kid - especially someone else's kid you've sort of hijacked - to sit still long enough for you to get the works - say a style consultation, coffee, shampoo, head massage, cut, advice

I'll report back!!!I guess you'd have to bribe the kid with a big bag of sweets and a comic!

How BAD we are! How un-PC!

Wouldn't it be great though!

Let me know if it works.

hahasky

A woman dialled 999 and told the emergency doctor:

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picsex

I've heard this joke before, but I love it so I'm tellin' it again.

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

Way to go Mom!

a0307

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher

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Quote:Originally Posted by RapunzelTHE HELPFUL DESK CLERK.

A businessman had a tiring day