No parent left behind

I got this in an email:

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are REAL
notes written by PARENTS in a Alabama school district. (Spellings have
been left intact.) Most of them are funny, but some are just sad.

1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.

2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT

3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE E CSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT

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